{"product_id":"😂sassy-clucks™-24-day-christmas-advent-calendar","title":"😂Sassy Clucks™ – 24-Day Christmas Advent Calendar","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.sc-product-detail {\n  max-width: 1200px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  padding: 0 12px 32px;\n  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  color: #302323;\n  line-height: 1.65;\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n.sc-product-detail *,\n.sc-product-detail *:before,\n.sc-product-detail *:after {\n  box-sizing: border-box;\n}\n.sc-product-detail img {\n  display: block !important;\n  width: 100% !important;\n  max-width: 100% !important;\n  height: auto !important;\n  object-fit: contain !important;\n  border-radius: 14px;\n  margin: 22px auto 12px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-section {\n  padding: 45px 22px;\n  margin: 18px 0;\n  border-radius: 20px;\n  background: #fff9f6;\n  text-align: center;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-section:nth-of-type(even) {\n  background: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-eyebrow {\n  display: block;\n  color: #ad333d;\n  font-size: 12px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n  margin-bottom: 14px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail h2 {\n  font-size: clamp(26px, 4vw, 42px);\n  line-height: 1.2;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #7f1d2d;\n  margin: 0 0 22px;\n  letter-spacing: -.5px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail p {\n  max-width: 760px;\n  margin: 12px auto;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.8;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-highlight {\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #ad333d;\n  font-size: 15px;\n  margin-top: 22px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-mini {\n  font-size: 14px;\n  color: #815b59;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-pill {\n  display: inline-block;\n  background: #8d2534;\n  color: #fff;\n  padding: 10px 20px;\n  border-radius: 40px;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  margin: 22px auto 6px;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final {\n  background: #801f30 !important;\n  color: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final h2,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-eyebrow,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-highlight,\n.sc-product-detail .sc-final .sc-mini {\n  color: #fff;\n}\n.sc-product-detail .sc-btn {\n  display: inline-block;\n  background: #f6d18b;\n  color: #65202a !important;\n  font-size: 16px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  padding: 17px 30px;\n  border-radius: 50px;\n  margin: 24px auto 10px;\n}\n@media(max-width: 600px) {\n  .sc-product-detail {\n    padding: 0 5px 20px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail .sc-section {\n    padding: 32px 16px;\n    margin: 12px 0;\n    border-radius: 15px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail p {\n    font-size: 15px;\n  }\n  .sc-product-detail img {\n    border-radius: 10px;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-product-detail\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 1: INTRO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e Meet Christmas's Sassiest Flock \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSanta's Got a New Problem.\u003cbr\u003eThese Chickens Have Attitude.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMove over, ordinary Christmas decorations. A flock of 24 outrageously dressed chickens is ready to bring laughter, personality, and a little holiday mischief into your home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom fabulous outfits to hilarious expressions, Sassy Clucks™ makes every day of the Christmas countdown a little more ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-pill\"\u003e24 DAYS ✦ 24 CHICKENS ✦ ENDLESS LAUGHS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventDisplay.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Sassy Clucks Christmas advent calendar and 24 collectible chickens\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(185, 59, 34);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne festive flock. Twenty-four tiny personalities.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 2: ADVENT SURPRISE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e A New Surprise Every Day \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOpen a Door.\u003cbr\u003eMeet Your Next Little Trouble­maker.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDecember just got a whole lot more entertaining. Discover a new quirky chicken behind each of the 24 numbered compartments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery reveal adds another hilarious character to your growing collection, turning the countdown to Christmas into a daily moment of surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003eOne door. One chicken. One more reason to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/2.gif?v=1793083894\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 3: CHARACTER COLLECTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e Meet the Fabulous Flock \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCrowns, Costumes,\u003cbr\u003eand Absolutely No Fashion Rules.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cowboy chicken? Of course. A glamorous diva? Naturally. A chicken dressed as a banana? You'd better believe it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach of the 24 characters has its own playful costume and unmistakable personality, creating a collection that's delightfully different from ordinary Christmas ornaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e24 unique characters. 24 wonderfully silly surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/20261027111421_15963_3.png?v=1793071003\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 4: DAILY JOY --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e Tiny Chickens, Big Holiday Smiles \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake Every December Morning\u003cbr\u003ea Little More Fun.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's something wonderfully silly about starting your morning with a new chicken dressed for the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisplay each discovery on a shelf, mantel, or tabletop. By Christmas Eve, you'll have an entire flock of festive characters ready to brighten your holiday décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003eCollect the laughs. Display the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_13_04_06_10.png?v=1791879013\" alt=\"Woman arranging colorful chicken collectibles in a Christmas living room\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 5: GIFT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e A Gift That's Anything but Ordinary \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor Someone Who Has Everything...\u003cbr\u003eExcept 24 Ridiculous Chickens.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for a chicken enthusiast, a quirky gift collector, or someone who loves a good laugh?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis unexpected Christmas gift delivers 24 little surprises, each with enough personality to make the recipient smile. It's playful, memorable, and refreshingly different from the usual holiday gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003eA wonderfully silly gift for people with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/velmao.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_13_04_06_03.png?v=1791879012\" alt=\"Older woman enjoying her Christmas chicken collection\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 6: CONVERSATION STARTER --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e Made to Be Seen and Shared \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Christmas Collection\u003cbr\u003eEveryone Will Be Talking About.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlace these tiny fashion icons on display and let the double takes begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom sunglasses and tutus to crowns and outrageous winter outfits, there's always another funny detail to discover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're taking holiday photos or entertaining friends, this cheeky collection brings an unexpected twist to traditional Christmas decorating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003eBig personalities. Tiny animals. Unforgettable holiday fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/20261027115543_16036_3.png?v=1793082752\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/20261027114551_16012_3.png?v=1793082753\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/011.jpg?v=1793082787\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- SECTION 7: FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sc-section sc-final\" id=\"sc-final-buy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-eyebrow\"\u003e Your Christmas Needs More Personality \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake This Christmas\u003cbr\u003eUnforgettably Cluckin' Fun.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwenty-four days of surprises. Twenty-four outrageously dressed chickens. One delightfully hilarious holiday tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring the flock home and turn the Christmas countdown into something everyone will remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/6315\/0980\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventCalendar.png?v=1792056799\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-highlight\"\u003eSmall chickens. Huge attitude. Endless Christmas smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"sc-btn\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003e 🐔 BRING HOME THE FLOCK → \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"sc-mini\"\u003eOne box. 24 unique characters. A whole lot of holiday laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JML","offers":[{"title":"Sassy Chickens","offer_id":50766627504290,"sku":"CP26101520XIAOHUOJI","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sassy Cats","offer_id":50766627537058,"sku":"CP26102703MAO","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sassy Dogs","offer_id":50766627569826,"sku":"CP26102704GOU","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unhinged Animals","offer_id":50766627602594,"sku":"CP26102304MA","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0201\/6162\/files\/SassyChickensChristmasAdventDisplay.png?v=1793265298","url":"https:\/\/romink.shop\/products\/%f0%9f%98%82sassy-clucks%e2%84%a2-24-day-christmas-advent-calendar","provider":"romink.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}